Sunday, October 3, 2010

Which theatre lobby has the most bodacious ta-ta's?


Obviously it's the Cutler Majestic, which also boasts one of the city's most glorious restoration jobs. But the ladies in the lobby (above and below) might put you in mind of a different kind of job, if you looked long enough. Naked sylphs are a standard sight in such murals, but these babes have a va-va-voom that their wan sisters hanging out at the Wang totally lack. Their physical assets seem to have a certain - pert insouciance, if you know what I mean (I'm gay, so for me this a purely technical observation). At any rate, I'm sure approximately half the theatre-going audience finds them quite uplifting during intermission.

5 comments:

  1. The local theatre community is thankful for your effort at making a completely disinterested evaluation.

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  2. And I take it you agree with me about the ta-ta's.

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  3. I believe that I would have to spend more time at the Wang to make a proper comparison with the Majestic's assets.

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  4. Oh, dear! Well I hope you spend some time at the Wang soon, buddy!!! ;-)

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